One Large Hole

So what do you think of the octuplet mom? A disaster waiting to happen, is what I think. Or maybe I should say, "a disaster already happening." From her big lips, to her messy house, to her 911 call after losing one of her children, to her worn out and elastic uterus, this is full fledged craziness. Regardless of your opinion on Ms. Suleman, check out this video.

Ass on Glass

Sometimes I wonder where my son, 11, gets this stuff. Today he asks me, "When our copier/printer gets really old and we're going to get rid of it, can I sit on it and copy my butt?" I was surprised at the amount of thought he had put into this. I have to give him credit for planning ahead and for resisting instant gratification.

Or has he resisted? I had to ask him over dinner, "Seriously. You can never do that while I'm not home. If you sit on the copier glass, you'll break the while thing. Please tell me you haven't already done it." He's laughing hysterically, promising me, "No, I've never done it."

Then he says, "Wouldn't it be so funny if you went into he school really late at night and saw Sharon (school secretary) sitting on the copier? I have to say it's a funny image. I mean who doesn't want to copy their body parts and see how they come out?

This is a confession from a real copier repairman:

Photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period, claiming that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.

Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong.

Just food for thought. Guess Sam isn't the only one intrigued.

Sleep Walking Dog

I LMAO when I saw this short video. Not sure why, it just struck me very funny. Thanks to dooce.com for posting it today.