Sorry If You're Itching or Burning

Did you know about this?

Let's suppose you're into one night stands or maybe you just sleep around here and there. Let's say you realize you have an STD, anything from crabs to VD. You think to yourself, "Okay, slut, how shall I be the bearer of bad news to those with whom I've romped?" (That is if the whore in you has a conscious). If you're a man whose been sharing your seed amongst the masses, you might address yourself as "man ho" or simply "womanizer."

The good news is that there is a new service just for people like you. You can now notify up to six partners at once about your given STD. It's simple, you select your ecard image, indicate which STD you're carrying (if you've got more than one you might need to do this twice), choose up to six lucky recipients and voila, done!! You can even send it anonomyously. You chicken shit.

I'm still on the fence. How insensitive! How cold! How impersonal! Then I think, "how funny as a practical joke!" But really, maybe spreading the word cuts down on spreading the funk.

You can check it out: www.inspot.org