I had contemplated trying to make the penis cake that actually ejaculates a milky substance (not sperm, of course, I actually think it is milk) - I saw this on youtube. You make a cake shaped like a penis (erect) and put some tubing in it and attach a turkey baster. Basically when your friend blows out the candles, you pump the secret turkey baster and voila! a penis in action. Well, I ran out of time to figure out how to not only make this contraption but to actually bring it to the bar. So, Julie and I settled on a cake from our favorite erotic bakery "Le Bakery Sensual" in Denver. I, myself, have received several cakes from this place over the years. My favorite is the vagina cake. It is very anatomically correct. I know this because I have a vagina. When I got the vagina cake when I turned twenty-something, it was so perfect and artistic that I stored it in my freezer for years. You can see it at the website. So here is the cake we settled on for E:
And of course we couldn't just look at the cake, laugh at the cake, take pictures of the cake and talk about the cake, we had to remove the whole package and pass it around so everyone could get their picture taken with it. I believe this shot of Erika was after consuming her fifth shot of tequila. How old are we? I don't care; it was fun.
Happy 40th dear friend!
